January 2010
28 posts
ohh omegel...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CUNT
You: I WILL MAIL YOU AN ENVELOPE OF SEMEN
Stranger: sooo then we can make babies from afar?
You: YES
Stranger: :) dependss.....
You: also. wanna do some roleplay?
Stranger: yessir
You: like... amputee roleplay ;)
Stranger: did you get your penis amputated
You: ok so I lost my left leg in a car accident
You: what did you lose?
Stranger: ooooh ookieee:)
Stranger: i lost my...
Stranger: hmmmm
You: hurryyyyyy my boner will die
Stranger: then just call mee
You: oh yea?
You: but but i wanna visualize your bloody stump of an arm
Stranger: 1 845 325 9930
Stranger: thats hott
You: caressing my soft tender nub of a leg that once was
Stranger: oohbaby
Stranger: call meee
You: and then i want you to felaciate it
Stranger: ohmy:)
You: but not my weiner
You: just the stump
Stranger: oooh ookay!
You: and and thennnn. lets rub them together
You: realy fast
You: AND THEN SUPER SLOW
You: and tender...
Stranger: the friction
You: oh baby the friction
